怪医杜立德: 宠物司令官
看似又是旧金山 It may look like just another perfect day
阳光明媚的完美一天 in sunny Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
事实却并非如此 but it's not
在旧金山大学 Because at San Francisco University,
一个女孩正前往入学面试 a young woman has her college interview
今天将开启她未来的生活 Today is the first day of the rest ofher life
她也许看起来 And while she may look like
与其他无忧无虑的申请者无异 just another carefree college applicant-
但并非如此 She's not
打扰一下 Excuse me.
请问招收办公室怎么走 Do you know where the admissions office is?
消防栓左侧 Left at the fire hydrant.
沿着小路进去 一楼 Follow the path inside. First floor.
谢谢 你真是个救星 Thank you. You're a lifesaver.
好的 真不可思议 Okay, that was weird.
她就是玛雅·杜立德 She's Maya Dolittle
她精通动物语言 多酷啊 And she can talk to animals I mean, how cool is that?
你好 我约了九点钟面试 Hi. I have a 9:00 appointment with Admissions.
我是玛雅·杜立德 Uh, it's Maya Dolittle.
杜立德 玛雅·杜立德 Dolittle. Maya Dolittle.
跟杜立德医生一个姓? As in Dr. Dolittle?
伟大的杜立德医生? As in the great Dr. Dolittle?
他是我父亲 瞧 佛兰克 He's my dad. Yo, Frank.
过来 兄弟 瞧瞧这 杜立德的女儿 Come here, man. Check this out. This is Dolittle's kid.
那个单凭一己之力 The guy who single-handedly
挽救成群苏门答腊犀牛的人? saved that herd of Sumatran rhinos?
是的 就是他 我的父亲 Yeah, that's him. That's my dad.
天啊 天啊 天啊 我敬爱杜医生 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I totally love Dr. "D."
我的猫 斯玛希 My cat, Mr. Smushy,
我们能建立全新的关系 and I have moved to a whole new level in our relationship
全得益于他的文章 "像猫一样感知" and it's totally because of his article, "Feeling Feline."
是吗 我想我没读过那篇 Uh, I guess I missed that one.
各位 我快迟到了 面试官? Guys, I'm kinda late here. Admissions?
穿过大厅右转 Oh, uh, down the hall to the right.
谢谢 不客气 Okay, thank you. No problem.
再见 再见 Bye. Bye.
再见 杜立德的女儿 Bye. Dolittle's kid.
你好 早上好 Hi. Good morning.
玛雅 加油 你可以做好的 Okay, Maya. Come on. You can do this.
你自信能干 You are confident and capable.
你会成为像你父亲般优秀的兽医 You will be as good a veterinarian as your dad...
总有一天会的 someday.
好的 微笑疗法 Okay, smile therapy.
好的 Okay.
你好 玛雅 Hello, Maya.
我是陶瑞斯·帕克·薇维 你好 My name is Doris Park Weaver. Hello.
旧金山大学动物医学院 Dean of Admissions for San Francisco University's
招生中心主任 Center for Veterinary Medicine.
见到你很高兴 Oh. It's nice to meet you.
见到你真好 Oh, it is so nice to meet you.
你父亲是 Your father's been
这一机构的无价之宝 an invaluable resource to this institution.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我听过一次他的演讲 令人印象深刻 I saw him lecture once. A most impressive man.
他说教我多次 Yeah, he's lectured me many times.
我是指 他确实是个优秀的演讲者 I mean, he's quite the lecturer.
这是招收委员会 This is our admissions committee.
他们想亲自见见你 They wanted to meet you in person.
哦 你父亲关于阿努比斯狒狒 Oh. Your father's thesis on anxiety disorders...
失常疾病的论文非常精彩 in anubis baboons was brilliant.
充满才气 你将继续 Brilliant. Will you continue his research
他树袋熊性行为的研究吗? on wombat mating habits?
他就龙骨巨嘴鸟的研究非常深入 He's done so much for the keel-billed Toucan.
非常深入 So much.
你一定非常渴望沿着他的脚步 You must be eager to follow in his footsteps.
他下本书的题目是什么? What's the title of his next book?
你认为他能否给我签名? 是的 Do you think he'd sign a copy for me? Um, yes.
我不确定 当然是的 为什么不呢 I'm not sure. And okay, why not?
好的 All righty then...
让我们来看看你的情况 let's have a look at your transcripts, shall we?
现在 Now then, uh
你的成绩看起来 it appears your grades are, uh-
还行吧 Okay.
是的 去年我学习的重点 Yes, well, um, my emphasis in the past year...
更偏重于 has been more on...
实践而不是成绩 social aspects of maturation versus academics...
我是希望能丰富我的...履历 in the hopes to broaden my... curriculum vitae.
你课外活动情况如何? Ah. What about extracurricular activities?
也许你参加过你父亲的某次远征 Perhaps you've joined your father on one of his expeditions.
我读了他最近去亚马逊 I read about his latest trip up the Amazon
研究无脊椎动物的文章 in Invertebrates Illustrated
非常有启发 真的 Inspiring, truly.
去年我参加了返校舞会委员会 Well, I was on the homecoming committee last year.
听似容易 实则要求还挺多的 And it's a lot more demanding than it sounds.
是的 Yeah.
让我们看看你学业智能测试分数 Well, let's look at your S.A.T. Scores.
呃 Uh-
在班级中我一直不属于优秀的学生 I've never been that great in classroom situations
我认为我在现实生活中做得更好 I find that I do better in a real-worid environment.
太好了 我们乐见你的实际操作 Perfect. We'd love to see you in action.
实际操作? In action?
这里是临床托宠所 This is the clinic nursery.
委员会和我将在此观测你 The committee and I will observe you...
看你如何与动物如何互动 to see how you interact with the animals
好的 小菜一碟 Great Riece of cake
你尽管放心将这里的一切交给我 You just go ahead and kick back and leave the babies to me.
好的 Yeah, all righty then.
微笑疗法 Smile therapy.
听好 小家伙们 过来这里 Listen. Listen up, you guys. Come here.
这非常非常重要 Look, this is very, very important
刚才的面试非常不顺 My interview didn't go so well just now,
我必须给他们留下好的印象 so I really need to impress them here.
所以如果你们配合 So if you guys would just cooperate,
我会非常感谢你们 好吗? that would be greatly appreciated, okay?
好的 彪悍 Okay, awesome. Um-
孩子们 我们今天玩什么呢? So, boys and giris, what would we like to play today?
唱首歌怎么样? How about we sing a song?
哦 你好 可爱的小山羊 Oh! Hello there, little goat.
嗯 我知道这是山羊的叫声 Uh, yes, I know that is a sound a goat makes.
但你无需对我这样叫 But you don't have to do that with me
因为我会说动物语 because I can talk to animals.
她想要她的奶瓶 好的 She wants her bottle. Oh. Um, okay, yeah.
哦 "吧吧" 我知道 Uh, "bah-bah." I knew that.
好的 Uh, okay. Um-
你想喝奶瓶 好的 给你 You wanna drink your bottle? Come on. Here you go.
瞧 那儿 哈维破壳而出了! 哈维破壳了! Hey! Over here, everyone! Harvey's hatched! Harvey's hatched!
哦! Oh!
欢迎来到这个世上 小鸡 妈妈? Welcome to the worid, baby chick. Mama?
不 不 不 我不是你妈妈 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not your mama.
妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 Mama. Mama. Mama
不要哭 小猫 Oh, don't cry, little kitty.
你是我的妞妞 你的"妞妞" 是什么? You're my mew-mew. Your "mew-mew"? What is that?
她认为你是她的妈妈 She thinks you're her mom.
嘿 妈妈 妈妈 Hey, Mom Hey, Mom
猜猜看怎么了 猜猜看 Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. Guess what.
怎么了? 他们都认为你是他们的妈妈 What? They all think you're their mom.
我来了 妈妈 I'm comin', Mama. Geronimo!
抱歉 借过 Excuse me. Sorry.
我搞定了 我救到他了 I got him. I saved him.
嘿 妈妈 有什么吃的没? Hey, Mom, you got any treats in here?
等等 那是我的钱包 Hey, wait! That's my purse!
猜猜看怎么了 猜猜看怎么了 Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. Guess what.
好酒在哪里? Bag, man Where's all the good stuff?
给我 瞧 快跑 Give me the- Look! Run for it!
真有趣 This is fun!
告诉过你不能把锁打开 Told you you couldn't keep us locked down.
如果你们不停止这些行为 If you guys don't all stop this behavior,
你们都将完蛋 you're all going to be on time-out!
猜猜怎么了 猜猜怎么了 Guess what. Guess what. Guess what.
怎么了 怎么了? What? What? What?
就是这样 That's what.
妈妈! 我在厨房 Mom! I'm in the kitchen
怎么样 怎么样 别问了 So, how'd it go? How'd it go? Don't ask.
嗯 我猜是不成问题? So, uh, I'm guessing a game of fetch is out of the question?
到底怎么样了 我搞砸了 So, how'd it go? I blew it.
他们把我排进候补名单了 They wait-listed me.
还说这都是看在我是"小杜立德"份上 And they said that was only because "I'm a Dolittle."
哦 玛雅 我感到很遗憾 Oh, Maya, so sorry.
除非我在未来四周里 Unless I can come up with a way
能让委员会改观 to impress the committee within the next four weeks...
他们建议我再找找别的大学 they suggest that I find other alternatives to S.F.U.
我不知道在想些啥 I don't know what I was thinking.
我就不是读兽医的料 I am not cut out for vet school.
不要那么苛责自己 玛雅 Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, Maya.
你如此有天赋 You have so much natural talent.
只是需要些时间发挥 It's gonna take some time for you to develop it.
但如果我做不到呢? But what if I can't?
你才18 有点信心 小家伙 You're only 8. Have faith, little one.
我发誓 你会找到适合自己的路 You are gonna find your own way of doing things. I promise.
不是吗? 是的 Ain't ya? Yeah? Yeah.
对 你明白就好 Yeah. There you go.
伙计们 我的生活完蛋了 You guys, my life is over
女人 总这么大惊小怪 Les femmes, always so dramatic.
等你在公园 Talk to me after you've had your butt
被头大丹狗鄙视时 sniffed by a Great Dane in a public park.
看你再嚣张 Now that's hard to live down.
伙计们 我是认真的 You guys, I'm serious.
我只有四周时间让委员会改观 I have four weeks to impress the admissions committee,
现在还毫无头绪 and I have no idea how to do it.
你没提起我? 人人都爱猴子 Did you try dropping my name? Everyone loves Monkey
我是 怎么说 突破性角色 I am- how you say- the breakout character.
你说让我跟电视里那样 How 'bout I get stuck down a well
被卡井里了 如何? like on one of those TV shows?
那会是大新闻 我们会成名的 It'll be a huge story and we'll get famous.
哦! 不知道会不会让莱西演我 Oh! I wonder if they'll get Lassie to play me in the movie.
天啊 动物疾控中心! Sacre bleu! It's animal control!
快 藏起来 Quick, hide!
猴子离开了这幢建筑 The monkey has left the building.
别瞧了 他就要进来了 Don't look now, but he's heading your way
我来开门 I'll get it.
他年轻 帅气 笑容迷人 Mmm, he's young, handsome, winning smile.
你最好立马下楼 You better get downstairs
显摆下自己 and make a fool of yourself right away.
你好 你好 您是杜立德太太？ Hello. Hi. Mrs. Dolittle?
是 我叫柯尔·弗莱彻 Yes? My name is Cole Fletcher.
来自白宫的工作人员 I'm an aide at the White House.
这位先生是联邦特工 This gentleman is with the Secret Service
我们代表美国总统来此 We're here on behalf of the president of the United States.
好的 请进 Oh, well, come in.
我能为您做些什么？ What can I do for you gentlemen?
总统想即刻 The president has asked to see Dr. Dolittle
接见杜立德医生 at the White House right away.
总统? 白宫? The President? The White House?
他在吗? Is he here?
很遗憾 I'm sorry. Uh...
他正在南极拯救极地露脊鲸 he's in Antarctica saving a pod of bowhead whales.
能过几周等他回来吗? Can it wait a few weeks until he comes back?
恐怕不行 I'm afraid not.
情况紧急 It's an urgent matter,
没有其他人可以处理这一状况 and no one else is equipped to handle the situation.
需要精通动物语言的人 He needs someone who can talk to animals.
我希望有什么可以帮上忙的 但是 Well, I wish there was something I could do to help, but-
我可以去 什么? I can go. What?
什么? 我叫玛雅·杜立德 What? My name is Maya Dolittle.
我像我父亲一样可以和动物对话 And I can talk to animals, just like my dad.
真的? 真的 Really? Really.
黑桃J 黑桃J Jack of spades. Jack of spades.
红心4 红心4 Oh, please. Four of hearts. Four ofhearts
有其父必有其女 Like father, like daughter.
等等 我需要打个电话 Hold on. I need to make a call.
好的 随便你 Okay. Well, just take your time.
玛雅 我认为这不是什么好主意 Maya, I am not sure that this is a good idea.
妈妈 Mom.
招生办说 The admissions committee said
我得让他们改观 不是吗? I needed to impress them, right?
所以如果我可以获得 So if I can get a recommendation
美国总统的推荐信 from the president of the United States...
有什么比这个更有说服力呢? what's more impressive than that?
我不确定 亲爱的 I don't know, honey.
是的 先生 我明白 Yes, sir. Yes, I understand.
好的 杜立德小姐 Well, Miss Dolittle,
貌似你要前往白宫了 looks like you're going to the White House.
我们要去白宫了 We are goin' to the White House!
我们要去白宫了! We are goin' to the White House! Ha-ha!
这不公平! 气死俺了! This is unfair! This is an outrage!
非常遗憾 小猴 但是你不能去 I'm sorry, Monkey, but you can't come.
上一次我带你外出 The last time I took you anywhere,
我们因扰乱治安入监 we ended up in jail for disturbing the peace.
如果橄榄花园不允许乱扔食物 If Olive Garden doesn't want you to throw food,
他们应该放个指示 they should have a sign.
我非常遗憾 但这次事关重大 Look. I'm sorry, but this is just too important.
牵系我的未来 My whole future is riding on this.
我会给你带些肥皂回来 I'll bring you back some soap.
回见 Later, Kong.
你再次低估了 Once again, you underestimate
我这个套着蠢T恤的小天才 the tiny genius in the silly T-shirt.
*电视说我不是期待中的女孩* # The TVsays I'm not the girl that I should be #
*这让我抓狂* #It drives me crazy #
*不能让人过目不忘 也不是我愿意的* #I'm not impressed It isn't what I want to be #
*称我懒妞* #So call me lazy #
*接线员 接线员* #Operator, operator #
*不要对我说 呆会儿回电* #Don't call me I'll call you later #
*接线员 接线员* #Operator, operator #
*不要紧 我呆会回电* #I'm just fine I'll call you later #
*我只想做自己* # Why would I wanna be anybody else but me #
*我从不假装* #I'm never gonna fake it #
*我只想做自己* # Why would I ever be anybody else but me #
*我知道我可以* #I know I'm gonna make it #
*毫不迟疑 我知道自己想要的* # Without a doubt I know what I'm about #
*我就是我想成为的一切* #I'm everything I ever wanna be #
*女孩如我* #A girl like me #
*女孩如我* 天啊 #A girl like me # Wow!
*女孩如我* #A girl like me ##
我第一次来时也跟你一样 I felt the same way the first time I walked through those doors.
跟我来 Come on.
守卫 我的包在车上 Ah, porter, my bag is in the trunk.
小心我的橡皮骨头 那是我的传家宝 Careful with the squeezy bone. It's a family heirloom.
杜立德小姐 Ah, Miss Dolittle.
玛雅 这是总统海军陆战队参谋长 Maya, this is the president's chief of staff,
哈路·德多林恩先生 Mr. Harold Dorion.
见到您很高兴 多林恩先生 Nice to meet you, Mr. Dorion.
白宫欢迎您 这是塞尔玛·迪克逊 Welcome to the White House. This is Selma Dixon.
他和柯尔都是我办公室实习生 Both she and Cole are assigned to my office as interns.
我的荣幸 Pleasure.
谢谢 先生们 下面由我来吧 Thank you, gentlemen. I'll take it from here.
柯尔 塞尔玛 一小时内 Cole, Selma, I need those G.D.P. Reports
将卡拉保罗的GDP数据放在我桌上 on Kalampore on my desk in an hour.
半小时内即可 非常好 You'll have them in half an hour, sir. Excellent.
这边走 杜立德小姐 This way, Miss Dolittle.
总统非常迫切想见您 玛雅 You know, the president is very anxious to meet you, Maya.
这是白宫西翼 And this is the West Wing.
尽管白宫是在1800年建成 Although the White House was finished in 800...
但是西翼却是在1902年新建的 the West Wing wasn't added until 902.
直到1930年才建成椭圆办公室 And the Oval Office itself wasn't built until the 930s.
200多年来 For over 200 years,
这个国家多数重要决议 some of our nation's most important decisions...
都是在这间办公室内做出的 have been made right here in this office.
难以置信你竟不让我去 I can't believe you're making me go.
现在是春假 我的朋友都去了佛罗里达! It's spring break! All my friends are going to Florida!
你的朋友不是总统的女儿 "All of your friends"are not the president's daughter
科特尼 这是玛雅·杜立德 Courtney, this is Maya Dolittle.
你好 很高新见到你 Hi, it's nice to meet you.
我们希望她能成熟些 We're hoping she grows out of it.
是的 我希望他们为狗 Right, and I'm hoping they open a Burger King
准备了汉堡王 但不容乐观 for dogs, but I'm not optimistic.
总统先生 玛雅 Mr. President. Maya.
感谢你的到来 我是你爸爸的粉 Thank you for coming I'm a huge fan of your father's
非常荣幸 总统先生 It's an honor, Mr. President.
这个帅小狗叫什么 And who is this good-looking guy?
我投他一票 The man's got my vote.
他叫幸运 他很乐意为您服务 总统先生 This is Lucky. He is also at your service, Mr. President.
显然你听懂狗言 希望你可以帮上忙 You obviously understand dogs. I hope you can help with mine.
请坐 哈路德? Please, sit down. Harold?
在 先生 Yes, sir.
是的 人人皆知并喜爱戴西 Yes, everyone knows and loves Daisy
靚妹! Mee-yowza!
我还是州长时戴西就跟着我们了 Daisy's been with the family since I was governor.
她一直在我身边 She's been at my side every step of my career.
总统竞选时她起了大作用 She was instrumental in the president's election campaign.
瞧 那是她在棒球赛上 Look. There she is singing the national anthem
唱国歌 at a baseball game.
她懂得韵律 非常可爱 She was perfectly in tune. That is so cute!
有人认为她是总统的象征 Some people think she's a symbol of this administration,
人性的象征 of its humanity.
但是最近 我们可爱的第一狗 变成了 But lately, our beloved First Dog has become, well
噩梦 a nightmare
她像是发了疯 我们不知如何处理 She's running amok and we don't know what to do about it.
我的梦中情人 嘘 别再说了 Ah, the woman of my dreams. Shh! Put a lid on it.
你说什么? 不 不是说你 他 I beg your pardon? Oh, no, not you. Him.
抱歉 这需要一段时间去适应 Sorry It takes a while to get used to
所以 这么看来 So, basically what I'm hearing is,
我们需要和戴西谈谈 is Daisy just needs a talking to.
我能做到 不只这些 玛雅 I can handle that. There's more to it than that, Maya.
我们和卡拉保罗国产生了些外交冲突 We're having a diplomatic crisis with the country of Kalampore.
你瞧 玛雅 卡拉保罗是世界上 You see, Maya, Kalampore is home
第二大热带雨林国 to the worid's second largest tropical rain forest.
博伊德和斯顿摩尔投资集团 The Boyd and Dunsmore Investment Group
想要开发那片土地 wants to develop the land
并且向卡拉保罗王室 and has made a very lucrative offer
开出了优厚的条件 to the royal family of Kalampore.
如果这一协议达成 If the development deal goes through,
雨林将被彻底毁灭 the rain forest will be totally destroyed...
这样一来 成千上万的种群将失去家园 and with it, thousands of species that make it home
太糟了 但是总统先生 That's awful. But the president
已说服王室的首领 塔鲁尔王子 has convinced the head of the royal family, Prince Tharoor...
驳回了顿斯莫尔的提议 并提议建立 to reject the Dunsmore offer, and instead has proposed a treaty
永久保护这片动物栖息地的条款 that would permanently protect the land as an animal preserve.
上个月王子准备 The prince was all set to
签署这项协议 sign this historic agreement last month in Kalampore...
但是事情发生了恶转 and things went horribly wrong.
非常不幸 总统遇到了突发事件... Unfortunately, the president came down with a terrible case of...
食物中毒 food poisoning.
哦 不 他没有 别这么说 Oh, no, he didn't. Oh, no, don't say it.
是的 吐了王子一身 Oh, yes. All over the prince.
软糖? 不 谢谢 Jelly beans? No, thank you.
协议没有签署 错过了时机... The deal didn't get signed. The moment passed...
并且搁浅了 and the deal fell apart.
哦 不 Oh, no.
我们已邀请王子来美国 We've invited the prince to the US
我们为他准备了国宴 We're gonna hold a state dinner in his honor
这是修复关系 说服他签署协议 It's a last-ditch effort to repair the relationship...
的最后机会 and convince him to sign the agreement.
这正是为什么请你来此 玛雅 你瞧 And that's where you come in, Maya. You see...
王子的女儿 是戴西的超级粉丝 the prince's daughter is a huge fan of Daisy.
她为戴西疯狂 She's practically Daisy crazy.
当然 她想亲自见见她 And of course, she wants to meet her... in person.
啊! 是啊 Yikes. Exactly
王子8天后到达 The prince arrives in... eight days.
什么 8天? What- Eight days?
玛雅 Maya... l-
我们需要你在国宴前让戴西恢复 we need you to deliver the old Daisy before the state dinner.
我们全指着你了 We are counting on you.
带戴西来 Send in Daisy, please.
嘿 戴西 听着 Hi, Daisy. I'm- Listen
如果你认为仅凭你 If you think you can waltz in here
那点大脑和会动物语言就想在此撒野 with your head-shrinking, animal-talking circus act...
让我成为只会摇尾逢迎的第一狗 and turn me into some perfect, hand-licking First Dog
那你就等着 小妞 then you've got another thing coming, sister
我会把你当袜子咬 I'll chew you up like an off-white athletic sock...
然后把你赶出玫瑰园 then I'll poop you out in the Rose Garden.
她说了些什么 玛雅? Wh-What did she say, Maya?
她说 "你好" Uh, she said, "Hi."
你好 戴西 Hello, Daisy.
戴西! 恩 玛雅 请告诉她不要这样做 Daisy! Uh, Maya, please tell her not to do that.
戴西 不要将喷嚏打在参谋长的裤子上 Daisy, do not sneeze on the chief of staff s pants.
好的 那这样做如何? Oh. Okay. Well, then how 'bout this sort of thing?
戴西 Daisy.
哈路德 是的 先生 过来这 戴西 Harold. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Come here, Daisy-
别想 哈路德 戴西 Nice try, Harold. Daisy!
戴西 坐下 戴西 不! Daisy, sit! Daisy, no!
*我厌倦了 厌倦了一切混乱* #I'm tired, baby Tired of messin'with my head #
天啊 不! Whoops. No!
*让我远离这些暗礁* #Gonna pull myself from the ledge ##
天啊 Whoops!
再见 再也不见 See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.
多爽的兜风 What a ride.
哈路德 是的先生 Harold. Sir?
所有人打包 Have everybody pack up-
所有职员 实习生 狗 科特尼 the staff, the interns, the dog, Courtney.
我们去农场 就今天! We're going to the ranch today!
农场? The ranch?
斯蒂林农场 总统的...撤退 The Sterling Ranch. The president's... retreat.
我要鸟枪 I call shotgun!
玛雅 跟我来 Maya, come with me.
谁想参观 跟上 Anyone else who wants the grand tour, hop in.
去吧 去吧 我不需要你 Go on. Go on. I don't need you.
好的 我们出发 All right, here we go
谁有爽肤水? 我皮肤很干 Hey, anyone over there got lotion? My skin is so dry.
或许我们可以在这找到些芦荟 Hmm, maybe I can find some aloe in here.
动物们从哪来的? Where do all the animals come from?
不同地方 Oh, different places.
有些是被营救的 有些是外国使节送的 Some were rescued, some were gifts of foreign dignitaries.
开始我们只是想保护几种濒危物种 We started the reserve to protect a few endangered species.
但现在我们有30多个物种了 And now we have over 30 species.
很多已经繁殖并被放归自然 Dozens have been bred and released back into the wild.
嘿 下面天气如何? Hey, hey! How's the weather down there?
难以置信 Wow! It's incredible.
兄弟们 瞧 人类 Hey, guys, look- people.
我的家族拥有这片土地超过百年 This land has been in my family for over a century.
大约5年前我完成了我的毕生梦想 About 5 years ago, I fulfilled a dream of a lifetime:
创建这个世外桃源 作为归隐之地 Created this nature preserve and family retreat.
我不太喜欢动物 I'm not really an animal person.
过敏 Allergies.
多位国家元首都来过这儿 Many of the worid's greatest leaders have stayed here.
许多历史在这被铸就 And a lot ofhistory made in this place
我希望下周 历史再次被创造 It's my hope that next week... history will be made again.
终于自由了 Ahh. Free at last.
哪里可以让我这只猴子洗把脸呢? Now where can a monkey freshen up around here?
这带领我们回到了人类世界 And this brings us back to the compound.
所有人 举起手来 欢迎! Everybody, heads up! Incoming!
那是什么? What's that?
那曾是科特尼的童年乐园 Oh, that used to be Courtney's play yard.
现在经过特殊设计 Now we use it for some animals who live over there
作为动物的住处 in a specially designed habitat.
去瞧瞧 好的 Go take a look. Okay.
等等 瞧这些美女们 Hold up a second, blokes Whoa Look at the sheila
你们好 Hola, chica. Wow, hey, guys.
嘿 亲爱的 怎么样? Hi, darling. How ya doin'?
你好 漂亮的姑娘 Hello, beautiful lady person.
不 非常糟 我感觉非常糟 Oh, no. This is bad. I am sensing very bad.
别介意 它只是为野餐里没三明治难过 Don't mind him. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
当心 降落! Look out below!
幸运 这是小袋鼠 Lucky, this is a wallaby.
确切说是只岩袋鼠 A rock wallaby to be exact.
摇滚迷 过得愉快! As in rock and roll! Bonzer good times!
哦! 各位! 一起派对吧 Whoo-hoo! Oi, mates. Let's party!
乐队在哪? 跟我来 Where's the Pop Tarts? Come on!
一起来吧! Let's go!
这只小袋鼠需要冷静 Okay, that wallaby needs to chill.
别跟我提这个 这让我想起我的某前男友 Tell me about it Reminds me of this guy I used to date, Javier
他总提他的毛长得如何 对了 我是鲁斯 Always about how his fur looked I'm Rosie, by the way
你有什么想知道的吗? You need the 4 on anyone or anything?
这双耳朵可以听见方圆千里的针坠之声 These ears can hear a pin drop from a thousand yards.
她称之为信息查询 我称之为八卦 She calls it 411 I call it gossip
八卦无聊 非常无聊 And gossip is bad- very, very bad.
闭上你的臭嘴巴 Oh, put an ant in it, bug breath.
派对! Let's party!
哦 她这一手干得 我喜欢 Wow. I love what you've done with the place.
发生了什么? 戴西 What happened? Daisy.
但我们刚来几分钟 她行动迅速 But we've only been here a few minutes. She works fast.
欢迎来到斯蒂林农场 希望你们过得愉快! Welcome to Sterling Ranch. Hope you have a pleasant stay.
过来 戴西 乖女孩 过来这里 Come on, Daisy. Good girl. Here we go.
总统先生? Mr Rresident?
玛雅 我要去开会 Maya, I have to go to a meeting.
门卫将带你回房 The porters will show you to your room.
恐怕你的工作会把你忙坏 I'm afraid you have your work cut out for you.
微笑疗法? Smile therapy?
别提它 毫无作用 Oh, forget it! That doesn't work anyway!
不在书架上 Not on the bookcase
太好了 我解放了一切 Well, I'm unpacked.
我该怎么做? What am I gonna do?
戴西不是只狗而是披着狗皮的汉尼拔! Daisy's not a dog. She's Hannibal Lecter with fur!
或许我能与动物对话 但我无法创造奇迹 I may be able to talk to animals, but I cannot work miracles.
玛雅 我知道的是 Maya, one thing I know about you is
你低估了自己 that you underestimate yourself.
有时候你没有完全展现实力 And sometimes you don't apply yourself completely.
你是不是又看过我的成绩单? Have you been reading my report card again?
看过? 我伪造的你父亲的签名 还记得吗? Read it? I forged your dad's signature, remember?
如果我想要得到总统的推荐信 If I want a recommendation from the president...
我需要在一周内将疯狂的戴西调教好 I'm gonna have to whip crazy Daisy into shape in less than a week.
我不知道该怎么做 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
都是我自不量力 I think I've bitten off more than I can chew.
明白 有次我还想抓大众车呢 Been there. Never forget that time I caught the Volkswagen.
我希望我能联系上父亲 他总能从容应对 I wish I could reach Dad. He would know what to do.
你为何不想想 Why don't you just figure out
若是面对同样的事情 他会怎么做 what he would do in the same situation, and try that?
这个主意不错 Hey, that's not such a bad idea.
我们是人类最好的朋友 We're not man's best friend for nothin'.
嘿 能不能还原我的发型 我可没有指头 Hey. Hey, can you fix my hair? I don't have thumbs.
首先 戴西 First of all, Daisy,
感谢你让我见你 I would like to thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
你非常成熟有礼 That was very civilized and mature of you.
想起我最近的行为 Well, I got to thinking about my recent behavior...
我想是该接受帮助的时候了 and decided it was probably time to get some help.
好的 那告诉我 Oh, okay. So, um, tell me...
什么时候开始有这种敌意情绪? when did you first notice these feelings of hostility surfacing?
让我想想 应该是从总统 Gosh I think, maybe, it all began when the president
开始向家里带其它各种动物开始 started bringing home all these other animals.
我知道了 I see. I see.
我想我应该是 吃醋了? I think I might be, well, jealous?
是的 吃醋了 了解了 Yes, jealous. I see. I see.
事实上 我需要打开胸怀 In fact, I just have so much to get off my chest...
或许我们一起谈谈会好些 就像 maybe it would be a good idea if we all met, you know, like-
集体治疗? 是的 集体治疗! Group therapy? Yes! Group therapy!
10分钟后栖息地再见 I'll meet you at the habitat in 0 minutes.
或许没有我想象的难 Maybe this won't be as hard as I thought.
嘿 戴西回来了 过得怎样 亲爱的? Hey, Daisy's back. How ya been, darlin'?
过得怎样? What's the word, sister?
朋友们 我遇到麻烦 Hey, you guys. I got a problem
需要你们帮忙 that I need you to help me get rid of.
无论你需要什么 戴西 Whatever you need, Daisy, girl.
你就是命令 戴西 Your wish is my command, my Daisy.
你好! 吓死俺了 Hello? Holy cow! You scared me to death.
抱歉 把门关上 把门关上 Uh, sorry. Close the door. Close the door!
能不能把门关上 Would you please? Would you close the door?
把门关上 Rlease close it!
你是否愿意参加集体治疗? Uh, would you like to join us for group therapy?
我想去 但是如果我见到了影子怎么办? Oh, I would love to, but what if I see my shadow?
如果我不去会怎样? 搞不好 What if I don't? It could
会影响全球气候 affect the climate of the entire planet if I do
这压力太大了 Ah, the pressure is killing me!
一只有忧郁症的土拨鼠? An agoraphobic groundhog?
俺相当纠结 我知道 Pretty twisted, I know.
好的 我们呆会再见 Okay. Well, I guess I'll just see you later.
或许 Maybe.
安全地带 安全地带 Go to your safe place Go to your safe place
安全地带 Go to your safe place
各位 这是玛雅 她懂得动物语言 Everyone, this is Maya. And she can talk to animals.
你好 玛雅 Hello, Maya.
你好 Hi.
等一下 我们是不是在哪见过? Wait a second. Have we met before?
不 从没有 我是奥尔多 No, no, never. I am, uh, Aldo.
奥尔多 意大利猴 Aldo, the Italian monkey
来自那不勒斯 And I am from... Napoli!
好的 奥尔多 Okay, Aldo
如你们多数人所知 这是戴西... So, as many of you already know, this is Daisy...
她有些问题 and she's been having some issues
想和大家商量 she would like to discuss with you guys.
戴西？ Daisy?
戴西需要点思考时间 Okay. Well, Daisy's having a quiet moment.
有没有其他人要发言? Is there anybody else who'd like to say something?
矛盾? 问题? 任何事? Conflicts? Issues? Anything?
说出来 Come on, you guys.
一定有什么你们想说的 There's gotta be something you wanna talk about.
好吧 记得我还在新德里动物园时 Fine. I remember once back in New Delhi at the zoo-
那里非常糟糕 Oh, this was very, very bad.
如果还要我再听一遍这个故事 If I have to hear this story one more time,
我宁可自杀 I'm gonna throw myself on a trap.
你无礼 太 太无礼了 我无礼? You are rude. Very, very rude! I'm rude?
各位 各位 People. I mean, folks. I mean, animals!
大家 请冷静! Everybody, just chill out!
你太恶心了 All right, that's just gross.
让我们聆听并尊重他人的发言 Now let's all listen and respect what each other has to say.
事实上 我有话要说 Actually, there is something I'd like to say.
发射! Bombs away!
开始投弹 Bomb bay doors open!
正中靶心 Aha! Bull's-eye!
投得漂亮 大家各就各位 Nice shot Man your battle stations!
进入战壕 To the barricades!
运送弹药 Pass the ammunition.
食蚁兽 为生存而战! Anteater! Run for your lives!
发射 Fire at will!
命中 Gotcha!
上帝啊 Mon dieu! I mean, mamma mia!
你最好住手 You better stop-
看招 Take-a this!
住手 Stop it! Oh-
我命令你们停手 I demand you stop this behavior!
直接命中! Direct hit!
再一个鸡蛋 命中 One egg-a, scrambled!
*如此漫长 妞* So long, girlie!
*感谢停留* Thanks for stoppin'by!
我们继续工作 All right, let's get back to work.
我想她就是个闹剧 I guess she's the comic relief.
我能来点烤牛肉吗? Hi. Can I have some roast beef, please?
行行好 给你的老朋友 How 'bout you accidentally drop a T-bone
施舍块丁骨牛排怎么样? on the ground for your old pal here?
得了吧 你吃了会放屁 Forget about it. You know it gives you gas.
不 不是说你 是说狗 Uh- Oh, no, not you. The dog.
别看不起我 Don't judge me.
抱歉 本能在召唤 Excuse me. Nature calls.
嘿 怎么样 尝过牛排了吗? Hey, how's it goin'? Have you tried the steak?
玛雅 今天和戴西相处得如何? So, Maya, how did it go today with Daisy?
非常...多姿多彩 Uh, it was... colorful.
好还是不好? Hmm. Good colorful, or bad colorful?
中性的多彩 Like a medium colorful.
恐怕中性的多彩不能继续了 Well, I'm afraid a medium colorful just isn't gonna cut it.
玛雅 在此你需要的是勇敢 天赋 Maya, we need bold, brilliant,
和活力这三原色 vibrant, primary colors here.
我们需要的是完美的5星级的彩虹 We need a full-on, five-star rainbow,
而且要迅速 and we need it fast.
是的 先生 还有 玛雅 Yes, sir. Oh, and, Maya...
今天谷仓外的情景 that, uh, scene today outside the barn-
确保这样的场景 Just make sure that kind of thing
不要出现在总统面前 doesn't happen in front of the president.
会的 先生 我是说 不会的 先生 I will, sir. I mean, I won't. It-It won't, sir.
很好 Good.
听好 "你好" 毛毛 Okay, check it out: "Herro," Shaggy.
史酷比 酷比 杜 Rooby-rooby-doo!
我模仿的史酷比 That's my Scooby-Doo
天啊 这么有才 Gee, with that material,
你竟然没有自己的电视节目 I'm surprised you don't have your own TV show.
等等 还有 Wait Hang on
宇航员? Astro?
动物秀里演过的? From TheJetsons?
你需要些新花样 You have got to get some new material.
不好搞定 谢谢 Tough crowd. Thank you.
玛雅 你想加入吗? 当然 Maya, you want to join us? Sure.
抱歉 玛约 你是想坐在这里? Oh, I'm so sorry, Mayo. Did you want to sit here?
我叫玛雅 It's Maya.
玛雅 说些你的事情吧 So, Maya, tell us a little bit about yourself.
好的 我在旧金山汉密尔顿高中读高三 Oh, uh, well, I'm a senior at Hamilton High in San Francisco.
是吗? 那你明年准备去哪里? Really? And where are you going to school next year?
我仍在抉择中 Um, well, I'm still assessing my options.
我申请了旧金山大学动物医学院 But I'm considering S.F.U.'s vet school.
为什么我不能去? 我们讨论过了 But why can't I go? We've been over this before.
你不能去是因为作为 You can't go because I think it's inappropriate...
第一女儿参加无人监管的派对不合时宜 for the First Daughter to be at a party unsupervised.
这不公平 妈妈会让我去的 This is so unfair! Mom would let me go.
你妈妈在进行4国访问 Well, your mother happens to be making a four-nation tour,
现在归我管事 and I'm in charge around here.
你们呢? 你们去哪里? What about you guys? Where do you go?
我们都去耶鲁大学 We both go to Yale.
我学侦查学 I'm a poli-sci major,
塞尔玛学国际关系学 and Selma's studying International Relations.
同时兼修外语 With a minor in foreign languages:
法语 德语 俄语和广东话 French, German, Russian and Cantonese.
我计划在30岁时在全球政治上有所作为 I intend to make an impact on global politics by the time I'm 30.
你呢? 你的远期计划是什么? What about you? What's your long-term goal?
远期? 我想就是照看动物们吧 Long term? Um, I guess just to take care of animals.
你是指像是托宠所? 多可爱 Oh, you mean like a doggie day care? How sweet.
不 我是指 兽医 一名医生 No, I mean, like a veterinarian. A doctor.
但是如果你不能搞定总统的狗 But if you can't fix the president's dog...
你如何摆平其他人的动物? how are you gonna fix other people's animals?
能把蛋黄酱递给我吗 玛雅? Oh. Could you pass the mayo, Maya?
抱歉你可以再说一次吗? 我不说势利语 I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? I don't speak snob.
什么? What?
我不明白 I just don't understand you.
国宴会非常有趣 I mean, the state dinner could be fun if-
是的 这一年都在参加 Right. It's just so fun
那些愚蠢的新闻发布会 to have the best years of my life sucked away...
闷死人的政治演讲 by stupid press events,
还有无聊的国宴 我开心死了 dull political speeches and boring state dinners.
谢谢你 老爸! Thanks, Dad!
玛雅! 是的 总统先生 Maya! Yes, sir.
参谋长说你和戴西取得点进展了 The chief tells me that you're making headway with Daisy.
明天给我份详细的进展报告 可以吗? I want a full progress report tomorrow, all right?
好的 先生 全靠你了 Yes, sir, sir. I'm counting on you.
没有任何进展 How can I give a progress report
如何写进展报告? when I haven't made any progress?
我不明白她为何不为我倾倒 I don't get why she doesn't dig me.
来点胡子会不会好些? You think I should grow a beard?
幸运 我觉得很难和这些动物沟通 Lucky, I have to find a different way to deal with these animals.
爸爸的方式不起效 Because Dad's way just isn't working.
他是如何应对你的? What usually works with you?
给点饼干应该不错 Well, a biscuit always seems to do nicely.
是啊 那会起效的 Yeah, right, like that's gonna work.
嗯 Hmm.
你今天出来吗? You comin' out today?
我想出去 不过我得洗尾巴 I would, but I'm shampooing my tail.
随你便 Suit yourself.
大家好 瞧我带了什么 美食盛宴 Hey, everybody, look what I've got. Treats!
开始 第二回合 Ding, ding Round two!
看好你的脑袋 猴子 Watch your head, you monkey!
对我的小朋友打个招呼 看招 Say hello to my little friend! There you go!
享受辣椒粉蚂蚁盛宴 Enjoy my spicy red ant special
这很难从头发上弄下来 That's gonna be hard to get out of your hair!
放过我 Oh, forget it!
呆会再来 是吗? Come back soon, all right?
玛雅 发生了什么? Maya What happened?
我 I, um-
瞧 See-
非常抱歉 先生 我搞砸了 I'm sorry, sir. I'm no good at this.
玛雅 让我一个人呆会 Maya. Please, just leave me alone.
我确信没那么糟糕 I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
我肯定得不到推荐 I'm never gonna get that recommendation,
干吗还要继续难为自己? so why keep embarrassing myself?
那戴西和我怎么办? 我离不开她 But what about Daisy and me? You know, she completes me.
我已经让家人 Look. I've already let down my family
和美国总统失望了 and the president of the United States.
别想了 我得少丢点脸 Forget it. I'm cuttin' my losses.
我们搭下班直升机离开 We're on the next copter out of here.
科尔 我说了让我一个人呆会 Cole, I said I just wanna be left... alone.
玛雅 我可以打扰下吗? Maya, am I... interrupting?
不 先生 我正在打包 No, sir. I was just packing up.
抱歉我让您失望了 先生 I'm sorry I disappointed you, sir,
但我从一开始就不该来这 but I should have never come here in the first place.
玛雅 我们出去走走 Maya, let's take a walk.
你让我想起我在你这个年纪时 You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age
我? 对自己期待无限 I do? Demanded a lot of myself.
期盼太多太久 Expected way too much too soon.
见见我的朋友 Meet my friends
所以 你知道 So, did you know...
迈克尔·乔丹 that Michael Jordan...
高中时没有进入篮球队吗? didn't make his high school varsity basketball team?
迈克尔·乔丹? Michael Jordan?
史上最棒的篮球运动员 不可能 The best basketball player ever? No way.
就是这样 Way.
你知道吗 爱因斯坦第一次没考上大学 Did you know that Einstein failed his first college entrance exam?
等等 相对论那个爱因斯坦? Wait. "E" equals "MC" squared Einstein?
真的? 是的 Really? Yep
你知道吗 高中时在班里竞选主席 Did you know in high school I ran for class president?
我失败了 我是第4名 I lost. I came in fourth.
那还好 Well, that's not too bad.
一共就4个人 好吧 确实糟糕 Out of four? Okay, that's bad.
那时 拯救我的是 The only thing that saved me at that time...
我桌角边的座右铭 was I had a motto I kept on my desk by Hank Aaron...
我们那个时代有名的棒球手汉克·亚伦 a famous ballplayer before your time.
两个字: 坚持 Two words: "Keep swinging."
他总是说 无论情况多么消沉 He used to say that no matter how bad his slump was
无论感觉多么糟糕 no matter how badly he felt...
他都坚持打球 he just had to keep swingin'.
但 先生 我只是担心我不能 玛雅 But, sir, I'm just afraid I can't- Maya.
我们无可恐惧 除了恐惧本身 "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
引自弗兰克林·罗斯福 That was Franklin Roosevelt.
你跟我来 有些人我想让你见见 You come with me. There's somebody I want you to meet.
跟我来 玛雅 Come on, Maya.
这是勒诺 So, this is Lenore
她是红毛的狐猴 She's a red ruffed lemur.
给她些醋栗 她的最爱 Give her some gooseberries. She likes 'em.
她小时候被偷猎人 She was captured by poachers as a baby,
送到了马来西亚的马戏团 delivered to a Malaysian circus.
但她一路前行先后来到印尼动物园和这 Somehow she made her way to an Indonesian zoo and then here.
她是濒临灭绝的物种 She's an endangered species
我们希望可以把她送回她的故乡 And we had hopes of returning her to her homeland...
除非我可以和王子签约 but unless I can get the prince to sign this agreement...
否则雨林将会被毁 the rain forest will be destroyed.
还有那些和勒诺一样的狐猴? 是的 And the other lemurs like Lenore? Absolutely.
你知道吗 平均每天有74个物种消失 Did you know that, on average, 74 species a day become extinct?
我不知道 多数人都不知道 I had no idea. Most people don't.
我们有太多要学习 All of us have so much more to learn
即便对成功的人 失败也是人生的一部分 Maya, failure is a part of life, even for successful people.
关键是 我们如何面对失败? The trick is... what are you gonna do about the failure?
你是放弃 还是坚持下去? Are you gonna quit, or are you gonna keep on swinging?
幸运 放下那根骨头 我们不打包了 Lucky, drop that bone, unpack those bags.
我刚听了美国总统一席鼓舞人心的讲话 I just got a pep talk from the president of the United States.
我们要留下来 And we are stayin'.
太棒了 太棒了 Whoa. Getting dizzy. Oh, getting dizzy.
为什么狗儿开心的时候要这么做? Why do dogs have to do this when they're happy?
*如果你认为* #And if you think #
*你可以做得更好* # That you could do better #
*她从前辈那得到了鼓舞* #She's got some pretty wise sage advice #
*让她重新继续* #For you if you let her #
*她会向你展现* #And she'll let you know #
*我们永远不会退出比赛* # We never go in the heat of competition #
*告诉我你知道的一切* # Tell me everything you know #
*关于人类的现状* #About the human condition And wait #
*直到搞定这一切* # Till the meter maids are doin'their job #
*他们叫来警察 因为他们同样畏惧* #And they're callin'the cops 'cause they're afraid too #
*这意味着太多* # 'Cause it's makin'a lot #
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
你知道查理士王小猎犬吗 Did you know that Cavalier King Charles spaniels
最初是专为英国王室培育的? were originally bred for British royalty?
给你 戴西 Here you go, Daisy.
好的 Okay.
你觉得如何 怎么样 So, what do you think? What do you think?
依旧不买账 Stee-rike one.
让我随时知道 It's important that you keep me posted
王子的行踪非常重要 on exactly when and where...
王子什么时候来 the prince and his- when the prince comes-
等一下 Hold on a second
玛雅 你在干嘛? Maya, what are you doing?
你知道吗 查理士王小猎犬 Did you know that King Charles spaniels are the happiest...
坐在别人大腿上时最开心? when they're sitting in someone's lap?
我想这奏效了 I think it's working.
我呆会打过去 I'll have to call you back.
再次不买账 Stee-rike two.
你知道吗 你的同类 Do you know that your breed
热爱团体活动和丢取游戏? is extremely social and loves to play and fetch?
两个字 放弃 两个字 没门 Two words: "Give up." Two words: "No way."
一个词 回见 One word: "Later"!
忍住 坚持 Just keep swingin'.
第三次无效 你出局了 Stee-rike three! You're out.
记得我九年级时 Remember back in ninth grade
和温迪·邦德诺吵架吗? when I had that cafeteria feud with Wendy Boudreau?
谁能忘了她? Who could forget her?
她的脸看起来像枪击现场 Her face looked like the business end of a bulldog.
记得我怎么搞定的? And how did I handle that situation?
我和她的朋友们交上朋友 I made friends with her friends.
有意思 要我的话就直接往她鞋里拉屎 Interesting. I would have just pooped in her shoes.
幸运 我认为是时候再来一次集体治疗了 Lucky, I think it's time for another group therapy session.
跟我来 Come on.
嘿 你今天要加入我们吗? Hey, are you gonna join us today?
我.. Ah, uh, yeah, I, um-
记得罗斯福说过 Remember what F.D.R. Said:
"我们无可恐惧 除了恐惧本身" "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
你是对的 你是对的 You're right You're right You're absolutely right
我这就出来 I'm coming out Here I come
哦 Doh!
我做不到 好的 等你再次准备好 I just can't do it Okay. Whenever you're ready.
好的 玛雅 让我们交些朋友 All right, Maya. Let's go make some friends.
大家好 Hello, everyone.
今天过得怎么样? 垃圾 How are y'all doin' today? Rats!
我想上次我们出发点错误 I think last time we started off on the wrong foot.
这次来点新鲜的 如何? Let's start off fresh, shall we?
你抵御了我的炮弹攻击 这手漂亮 You have foiled my poop bomb. I am most impressed.
哈瑞秋 我知道你思念在委内瑞拉的女友 Horacio, I know you miss your girlfriends back in Venezuela.
是的 确实如此 Yes. This is true.
你感到孤单因为你是 You're feeling lonely because you're the only
方圆百里唯一的亚马逊鹦鹉 Amazon parrot within a hundred-mile radius.
又说对了 Yes. This, too, is true.
你觉得必须 You're feeling the pressure of
时刻保持光鲜漂亮 having to be exotic and colorful 24-7.
你真了解我 You have seen into my soul.
等等 这里发生了什么? Wait a second. What's goin' on here?
布鲁斯 你快麻木了 时刻都在派对 Bruce, you're numbing out, partying all the time
是因为你认为不这样的话 because you feel like, otherwise,
大家只会觉得你闷 everybody's gonna think you're boring.
对吗? 你不知道 当个派对动物 Isn't that right? Crikey, you don't know what it's like
有多累 to be a party animal.
还有你 罗斯 你始终都在八卦 And, Rosie, you like gossiping all the time...
因为你想成为关注的焦点 because then you feel like you're the center of attention.
但是一切结束你又陷入羞愧 不是吗? But you feel some deep shame when it's all over, don't you?
我只是想被喜欢 我喜欢你 朋友 I just wanna be liked. I like you, mate.
是的 我们都认为你是只 Yeah. We all think that you're
迷人的南美栗鼠 不是吗? an amazing chinchilla, don't we?
是吗? 我喜欢你 罗斯 Don't we? I like you, Rosie.
我也是 我更是 Me too. Me three.
嘿 不要上当 她在糖衣炮弹 Hey, don't fall for this. She's trying to trick you.
还有 奥尔多 我的朋友 And, Aldo, my monkey friend...
我知道你怀念那些 I know you miss your carefree days
在意大利市场上的自由时光 of being in the alfresco markets of Italy
你因为思恋那不勒斯的家乡而伤感 You're sad because you miss your family back in Naples.
你怀念爸爸的红酒 You miss your papa's red wine
和祖母的奶油馅饼 and your sweet grandmama's cannoli
慈祥的祖母 Ah, sweet grandmama.
我不是奥尔多 也不是来自意大利 I am not Aldo or Italian.
我甚至没有祖母 是我 玛雅 你的猴子! I do not even have a grandmama. L- It's me, Maya, your Monkey!
哦 我知道 小猴 我很抱歉 Oh, I know, Monkey. And I'm so sorry.
我不会再离开你 好吗? And I'll never leave you again, okay?
太感人了 Off you go. That is so beautiful.
食蚁兽 过来 擦擦鼻涕 Anteater? Come on. Blow.
朋友们 振作起来 Come on, you guys. Get it together.
跟我说 "这样很好 很好" Repeat after me: "This is very, very good"
这样很好 很好 This is very, very... good.
瞧 现在感觉怎么样? See? Now how does that feel?
感觉很好! It feels very, very... good!
你看起来好多了 妞 You seem all right, girlie
为什么你们要送戴西入兽栏 Why would you want to send Daisy to the pound?
什么? 兽栏? 你哪来的疯狂想法? What? The pound? Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
给你一次机会猜猜 I'll give you one guess.
我走了 戴西 求你了 I'm outta here. Ay, Daisy, please
戴西 别走 戴西 回来 Don't go Daisy, come back
我不过是感觉好点 Oh, and I was just starting to feel good
我该怎么办? 王子两天后就到 What am I gonna do? The prince is gonna be here in two days
我真不明白戴西现在的行为 I just don't understand why Daisy's behaving this way.
我一定是错过了什么 是什么呢? There must be something I'm missing, but what?
嘿? Hello?
你听到什么没? 什么 幸运? Hey, did you hear that? What is it, Lucky?
是的 是的 我可以过来了 Yeah. Yeah, I can totally come.
净水露营区 我就到 Clearwater Campground. Okay. I'll be there.
我看不见 她在干吗 在干吗? I can't see. What's she doing? What's she doing?
一些她不该做的事 Something she shouldn't be doing.
等等 Just a second
嘿 玛雅 能帮我个大忙吗? Hey, Maya. Hey, can you do me a huge favor?
你能带我去个地方吗? 不要问我去哪 Can you drive me somewhere? No questions asked.
我很想 但是我没有车 I would, but I don't have a car.
这里就没有什么有轮子的东西吗? Gotta be some wheels around here somewhere.
或许我们可以找到些什么? 好的 You know, we can probably find somethin'. Okay.
你能再开快些吗? Man, can you make this thing go any faster?
油门已经踩到底了 I'm already pedal to the metal.
净水露营区一定在这附近某处 This Clearwater Campground has to be around here somewhere.
呆在这 我就回来 Stay here. I'll be right back.
太棒了你从哪弄来的 That's great.Where did you get that?
太棒了 你跟踪我? Great. So now you're following me?
整天有特工跟着就够糟了 It's bad enough I've got Secret Service on my back.
现在还多了个狗医? Now I've got the Dog Chatterer?
如果你爸发现你不带特工就来这 Your dad would freak out if he found out you were here...
他会气死的 without Secret Service protection.
我会照顾好自己的 好的 I can take care of myself. Yeah Right
等等 我认出来了 Wait a minute Now I know where I know you from
你是总统的怪胎女儿 You're the president's freakin' daughter.
什么 不是 我 What? No. No, I'm- I'm-
老兄 这是第一女儿 Dude, dude! It's the First freakin' Daughter, man.
谁有相机? 不 Who's got a camera? No!
过来 过来拍一张 不准拍照 Come on. Come on. One picture. No No pictures
她说 不准拍照 She said, no pictures.
你想干什么? 叫特工来? Oh, and what are you gonna do, huh? Call Secret Service?
她不能 我能 No, but I will.
我想是时候离开了 I think it's time to leave.
他被制服了 哦! He got served. Oh!
酷 你怎么做到的 Cute How did you do that?
15年防暴课程 终于派上用场了 Fifteen years of tae kwon do classes just paid off.
我就回来 女孩们在这等会儿 I'll be right back. You giris stay right here, okay?
那么... So...
任性不负责任的笨蛋 a spoiled, ungrateful, irresponsible brat.
我想你觉得我是 I suppose you think I'm
确实如此 The thought crossed my mind.
你不知道作为国家英雄的女儿 You have no idea what it's like to be the daughter...
所有的期待 都在指向你 of a national hero- all the expectations that are heaped on you-
你觉得你永远无法 And you feel like you'll never
跟你父亲相提并论 be able to measure up to your father's greatness-
就像你时刻都要完美 那又怎样? like you have to be perfect all the time- so what's the point?
是的 确实如此 你怎么... Yes, exactly. How did-
你爸爸 是的 Your father. That's right.
杜立德医生 全民爱戴的兽医 Dr. Dolittle, beloved veterinarian.
民族英雄 是的 National hero. Mm-hmm.
过去这些年我不分轻重 This past year I lost sight of my priorities.
任由成绩下降 推卸责任... I let my grades drop, blew off my responsibilities...
大学申请彻底震动了我 and completely screwed up my college application.
但我认为事实是 我害怕 But I think the truth is, I was afraid-
害怕我不能像我父亲那样功成名就 afraid I wouldn't be able to live up to my father's reputation.
来这让我明白了 And comin' here helped me remember
生命中最重要的是什么 what's important to me in my life...
是动物们 and that's the animals-
尽管目前看来一团糟 even though I had to mess up big-time to figure that out.
这... It's just...
他始终期望我保持完美 he always expects me to be perfect.
你真这么想? Now do you really believe that?
或者只是你这样告诉自己 Or is that just what you tell yourself
好让自己可以对他任性? so you can stay mad at him?
你的父亲也不完美 Your father is not perfect.
他也像普通人一样会犯错 He makes mistakes just like everybody else.
你知道他在班级选举中失利吗? Did you know that he ran for class president and lost?
不可能 No way.
事实如此 Way.
给他一次机会 So just give him a chance...
你会意识到他都是为你好 and you'll realize that he just wants what's best for you.
你们都别说话 Not a word from either one of you.
不 粉色太适合你了 No, pink's totally your color
来 做过来 Come on. Hop up here.
嘿!有人饿了吗? Hey! Who's hungry?
*无法否认的事实* # You can't see it coming #
*你总是最后才明白* # Until it's too late #
*你被双手造成的假象所影响* # You're struck down by the hand of fate #
热奶油在此 Hot fudge is comin' in here.
*有或没有* # With or without #
*当你发现总是时过境迁* 不错 #And when you do it's always too late # Looks so good.
*不是阳光明媚* 撒点 #Ooh, it's all sunshine # Sprinkles.
*就是阴雨连绵* #Or it's all rain #
"总是阳光明媚" 撒得够多了 开动 #Ooh, it's all sunshine ## Enough sprinkles! Let's eat.
再来点生奶油 Gotta get some whipped cream.
好笑是吧? Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
好笑? 好的 That's funny? Uh, okay.
这里 Here.
哇! Whoa!
科特尼 你去哪里了? Courtney, where have you been?
我们四处找遍了你 We have been looking everywhere for you.
我 Well, I, uh-
先生 是我的错 Uh, s-sir, it was... all my fault.
我偷溜出去玩 科特尼跟着我 I snuck out, and Courtney followed me
而科尔又跟着她 and Cole followed her
玛雅 这里容不下玩笑和游戏 Maya, this is not fun and games here.
王子两日后到访 The prince's visit is in two days'time
就我看 and as far as I can see,
戴西还和一周前一个样 Daisy is no farther along than she was a week ago.
很抱歉 先生 不会再有下次了 I'm sorry, sir. It won't happen again.
下不为例 Make sure that it doesn't.
科尔 明天早上我们再谈此事 Cole, we'll talk about this in the morning.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
你父亲现在想见你 And your father wants to see you immediately.
谢谢你过来 That was pretty cool of you back there,
你帮科特尼解了围 takin'the hit for Courtney
谢谢你把我们带去派对 That was pretty cool of you back at that party.
我不知道没有你该怎么办 I don't know what we would have done without you.
很高兴帮你们脱身 Yeah, well, I'm glad I could help out.
我从未见过科特尼那样笑 I've never seen Courtney laugh like that.
我认为事情 Yeah, I have a feeling things are gonna
在向好的方向发展 start changing for the better.
这只是作为第一女儿的压力 It's just the pressure of bein' the First Daughter.
谁能责怪她呢? Who could blame her?
如果戴西的问题如此简单就好了 Yeah. Now if only Daisy was that simple to figure out.
等等 或许戴西就是这样单纯 Wait a minute. Maybe Daisy is that simple.
难以置信 答案 I can't believe it. It's been right
远在天边 近在眼前 under my nose the entire time.
你是个天才 Oh, you are a genius!
我没说任何话 I... didn't... say anything.
戴西 Daisy!
她会去哪? Where could she have gone?
戴西 Daisy!
妞妞出来 戴西 Come on, girl. Dais-
罗斯 我四处找戴西 Rosie, I have been looking for Daisy all over the place.
你听到什么消息没? Have you heard anything?
我或许听说了些什么 但是我不能说 I might have heard a few things, but I can't say.
什么 为什么不? What? Why not?
我放弃八卦了 我是只转性的南美栗鼠 I gave up gossiping. I am a changed chinchilla.
罗斯 这不是八卦 是在帮助你的朋友 Rosie, that's not gossiping. That's helping out a friend.
这里 我认为我们应该在这里做出总结 Here. I think we should conclude with this paragraph right here.
各位 戴西不见了 她跑了 You guys, Daisy's gone. She ran away.
什么? 我们去找她 What? Well, let's go find her.
2小时候后我们要 Cole, we have a presentation
向参谋长做报告 due in two hours for the chief of staff.
它只是条狗 It's just a dog.
只是条狗? 你知道吗? Just a dog? You know what?
如果你真这么想 我很遗憾 If that's really what you think, then I feel sorry for you.
我很抱歉打断你 And I hate to break it to you,
但是有些事情比你的事业重要 but some things are more important than your career
玛雅我们走 Come on, Maya.
科特尼! 科特尼! 科特尼! There's Courtney! Courtney! Courtney!
我四处找戴西 I've been looking for Daisy everywhere
但是其他动物也没有见到她 and none of the other animals have seen her either.
我想她是跑了 I think she ran away
什么? 我们找不到她 What? I can't find her anywhere.
别急 我会帮你找的 这边走 Don't worry. We'll help you find her. Let's go this way.
好的 布鲁斯 你去北边 Okay. Bruce, you head out north.
哈瑞秋 小猴 你们去南边 Horacio, Monkey, you guys go south.
栗鼠 继续探听 幸运 你和我们一起 Chinchilla, keep your ear to the ground. Lucky, you're with us.
即使把这块地翻过来也要找到戴西 Leave no stone unturned. We've got to find this dog.
好的 我们去南边 但我不知哪边是南 Yes. We go south! I have no idea which way is south.
跟着我 我有全球定位系统 Follow me. One thing this bird's got is G.P.S.
你放心 出发 You got it, baby. Game on!
好的 我们走 Okay. Let's go.
介意我一起吗? Hey. Mind if I tag along?
我想多个人多份力 I figured you could use all the help you could get.
谢谢 Thanks.
跟我来 Come on.
戴西 Daisy!
戴西!戴西! 这里 妞妞! Daisy! Daisy! Here, girl!
戴西! Daisy, come on!
戴西!戴西!戴西! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!
我们找了好几小时了 毫无进展 We've been looking for hours. It's no use.
这里几千英亩 而她可能在任何地方 There's a thousand acres here. She could be anywhere.
发现什么没 幸运? 没有 Anything, Lucky? Mm-mmm.
2区和3区的报告 没有戴西的踪迹 Reporting in from units two and three. No sign of the pooch.
科特尼 有什么地方她可能会去? Courtney, is there anywhere she would have gone?
某个特别的地方 想想 A special place, somethin' like that? Think hard.
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
等等 我想到了 Wait. I have an idea.
当我还是孩子时 我们常常在那一起玩 We used to play here all the time when I was a kid.
她在那 等等 There she is! Wait.
我能不能和她独处会? Can I have a minute alone with her?
相信我 Come on. Trust me.
好的 我们在农场见 Okay. We'll meet you back at the ranch.
嘿 妞妞 走开 Hey, girl. Go away.
戴西 我知道作为第一狗有很大的压力 Daisy, I know it's a lot of pressure being the First Dog.
你想怎么闹都行 You can rebel all you want,
但是你不能逃避自己 我们都不能 but you can't run away from who you are. None of us can.
我只是想像从前那样 I just want things to be the way they used to be.
当他还是州长时 我们就像一家人 When he was governor, we were a family.
我们一起共度时光 We would spend time together,
玩飞盘 慢跑 但是一切都变了 play fetch, go jogging, but now everything's changed
总是拍照 会议 新闻 It's always the cameras, meetings, events,
我不过是政治工具 and I'm just a political prop.
你不仅仅如此 戴西 You are so much more than that, Daisy.
你是全民的精神支柱 You are an inspiration to the people of this country.
这不是多数动物甚至人类可以做到的 And there's not many animals or people who can even say that.
我不想成为人们的精神支柱 I don't want to be an inspiration.
我只是想做一只...狗 I just want to be... a dog.
戴西 过来 过来 Daisy, come here. Come here.
过来 妞妞 Come here, girl.
你是一只狗 神奇的狗 You are a dog- an amazing dog-
你拥有深爱你的家人 and you have a family that loves you very much.
但是家家 But the thing is, every family has its
有本难念的经 own set of problems, its frustrations...
我们总是期待事情有所改观 and we're always wishing that things were different.
但是如果我们不再是我们自己... But what if, instead of running away from who we are...
那我们必须学会面对 we just started embracing it.
你是对的 玛雅 你是对的 You're right, Maya. You're right.
你确信他们会好好的回来? You sure they're gonna be all right out there?
我认为我们该信任她 爸爸 I think we have to trust her, Dad.
嘿嘿 大家看 Hey, hey, look, everyone!
哦 戴西! Oh, Daisy!
过来 妞妞! Come on! Come on, girl
戴西 过来 乖女孩 Daisy! Come on. Oh, good girl.
好 Yeah.
不要再这样跑走了 Don't you ever run away like that again.
我们都吓坏了 You scared the daylights out of us.
我想戴西终于想要说出心里话了 I think Daisy is finally ready to talk,
如果你们愿意聆听 if you guys are ready to listen.
过来妞妞 我带来了你最爱的吃的 Come on, girl. I've got your favorite treats inside.
科特尼和我今天早上谈话了 是吗? Courtney and I also had a talk this morning. Oh?
她把一切都告诉我了 She told me everything:
派对的事 你如何维护她 About the party, about how you covered for her.
给予我们长久以来 Gave us an opportunity
第一次真正交流的机会 for our first really good talk in a long time...
多亏了你 玛雅 thanks to you, Maya.
很高兴能帮上忙 I'm glad I could help.
干得好 玛雅 Excellent work, Maya.
好了 我们好要准备国宴 All right, everybody, we have a state dinner to prepare for.
*哇 哇* # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
*有一天 我要买一辆二手车* #Someday I'll buy an old car #
*有一天* #Mmm Someday #
*我要发动那辆车* #I'll get that car to start #
*有一天 我要学会如何驾驶* #Someday I'll learn how to drive too #
*然后 有一天* #Mm-hmm and then someday #
*想象所有我能做的事* #Imagine all the things I could do #
*喔 有一天* # Whoo Someday #
*我要发动那辆车* #I'll get that car to start#
*有一天* #Someday #
*我要学会如何驾驶* #I'll learn how to drive too #
*就在当下 直到那一天到来* # Yes, I will now And then someday #
*想象所有我能做的事* #Imagine all the things I could do#
殿下 大驾光临不胜感激 Your Highness, thank you for coming.
非常荣幸能请你到斯特林农场来 It's my great pleasure to welcome you to Sterling Ranch.
总统阁下 这是我的荣幸 Mr. President, it is indeed my pleasure.
我希望此行能有所收获 I look forward to a fruitful and productive visit.
您车马劳顿 You must be tired from your travels.
我的助手将带您去下榻处 My staff will show you to your quarters...
期待晚餐再与您相见 and I look forward to seeing you this evening at the dinner.
谢谢 总统先生 Thank you, Mr. President.
我们还有很多事要做 We've got our work cut out for us.
女士们先生们 请起立 Ladies and gentlemen, please rise
女士们先生们 欢迎殿下 Ladies and gentlemen, His Royal Highness
卡拉保罗国塔鲁尔王子 Rrince Tharoor of Kalampore
殿下 欢迎 总统先生 Your Highness, welcome. Mr. President.
容我介绍 我的女儿 科特尼 May I present my daughter, Courtney.
我的女儿 艾米娜 My daughter, Amina.
我好紧张 I'm so nervous.
一切都很好 你做得很好 It'll be fine. You've done everything you can.
一切都会顺利 It's gonna go great.
玛雅 是我们 精美的宴会 Hi, Maya! Hey, it's us. Ay, beautiful fiesta.
我要进去 我要进去 我要进去! I wanna go. I wanna go. I wanna go!
你就别想了 这是人类的派对 Put a cork in it, Bonzo. It's a people party.
唉 我的人生啊 Alas, my life story.
还有 第一狗 戴西 And now, the First Dog, Daisy.
她在哪? 她在哪? Where is she? Where is she?
在这 她在这 Oh! There she is There she is
很高兴见到你 戴西 We are pleased to meet you, Daisy.
卡拉保罗国歌 The Kalampore National Anthem.
她太可爱了 She's so cute.
等等 Hold on.
嗯? Yes?
一切尽在掌握 我准备了好料了 Everything's under control.
他在卡拉保罗吃的坏牡蛎跟这比 I have something that'll make those bad oysters
那是小巫见大巫 I gave him in Kalampore seem like high tea.
过了今晚 王子肯定 After tonight, there's no way
不会签合约了 the prince will sign that agreement.
唯一相关的文件 The only document linking me to this deal...
锁在我办公室的保险柜里 is locked in a safe in my office.
我保证 顿斯莫尔先生 I assure you, Mr. Dunsmore,
那片雨林将成为历史... that rain forest is history...
我们就要发达啦 and you and I are going to be very rich.
不 不 这个参谋长是家贼! Oh, no. Oh, no, the chief is a rat!
我必须行动起来 告诉其他人 I gotta do somethin'. I gotta tell somebody.
如果我能离开这个屋子 但是我做不到 Oh, if only I could leave this house, but I can't!
好的 如果我离开这里 All right. Okay, if I leave this house,
最坏会发生什么? what's the worst thing that's gonna happen?
好的 人们会认为 春天提前到来了 Okay, people will think that spring is early
但我不是唯一的土拨鼠 But I'm not the only groundhog.
责任不全在我的肩上 It's not all on my shoulders.
而且雨林 雨林... And the rain forest The rain forest is at sta-
但还有其他雨林 But there are other rain forests.
我受不了了 我必须去 我要去了 闪开! I can't stand-I've gotta go! I'm goin'! Stand back!
我成功了 我出来了 我出来了 I did it! I'm goin'! I'm goin'!
我们无所恐惧 除了恐惧本身 We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
真是个美好的夜晚 总统先生 This is a wonderful night, Mr. President.
你的家人真可爱 Your family is lovely.
这地方 这些动物都非常令人鼓舞 This place, the animals- so inspiring.
希望您知道对于上次的事我们有多抱歉 Well, I hope we managed to convey to you how sorry we were-
在我家乡 人们常说 Back home we say,
"无论黑夜多么漫长 白昼终究到来" "However long the night, the day will break."
过去就过去了 我们为未来奋斗 That is in the past. We must work to the future.
玛雅 玛雅 Rsst Maya Maya!
桌子下面 Under the table
嘿 你离开你的屋子了 Hey, you left your house.
恭喜你 你在这做什么? Congratulations. What are you doin' here?
我们有麻烦了 We got a big problem.
非常糟糕 你确信? This is terrible. Are you sure about this?
你认为我会为不确定的事离开小屋? You think that I would've left my house if I wasn't sure?
好的 召集所有的动物 我想我有个计划 Okay. Well, round up all the animals. I think I have a plan.
顺便问下 你会吹口哨吗? Oh, by the way, can you whistle?
不 Nope.
土拨鼠对彼此用口哨交流 Groundhogs talk to each other by whistling.
你不是土拨鼠 你是草原犬鼠 You're not a groundhog. You're a prairie dog.
草原 哦 不 我现在有认同障碍了 Prairie do- Oh, no. Now I'm having an identity crisis.
再说说关于雨林的计划 So, tell me again your thoughts on my rain forest.
我们就这件事上如何达成共识? How might we come together on this issue?
很高兴你开口问 Oh, I'm so glad you asked me.
每个人都明白这个计划了吗? Everybody understand the plan?
你确定要这么做 玛雅? Are you sure about this, Maya?
如果出了岔子 你就惹大麻烦了 If this goes wrong, you could get in serious trouble.
我必须得冒这个险 That's just a chance I'm gonna have to take.
你们去保险柜找证据 Okay You guys get the evidence from the safe
我来确保总统什么都不吃 I'll make sure the president doesn't eat.
好运 Good luck.
嘿 我们要不要同步时间 Hey, shouldn't we synchronize our watches?
嘿 你去哪了? 嗯 我呆会告诉你 Hey, where have you been? Oh, um, l-I'll tell you later.
搞定 Got it!
行动 Let's go! Shh!
没有任何东西? Nothing here?
没有任何东西 Nope. Nothin' in here.
没有任何东西 Nothing here. Zilch-a-roonie here.
各位 我找到了 哈哈 Hey, guys. I found it! Ha-ha!
来了 Incoming!
有人踩到我的尾巴了 Someone's on me tail!
当心点 小鬼 我不是那种栗鼠 Watch it, buster I am not that kind of chinchilla
安静点 Shh Everyone be quiet
猴子 你的尾巴呢 哦 Monkey, where's your tail? Uh-oh!
哎呀呀 Ooh, la, la
大家继续 猴子 继续! Back to work, everyone! Go, Monkey, go!
我在哪? Now, where was I?
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen-
首先 我想在此 First of all, I wish to say...
对于您的所为表示感谢 总统先生 I appreciate all that you have done, Mr. President...
为了全球环境 for the global environment
以及此刻如此美妙的夜晚 and for making this such a wonderful night.
谢谢 Thank you.
在此我要宣布 And I want to announce at this time
我将签署合约 I will sign the agreement.
谢谢您 殿下 Your Highness, thank you.
请举杯 And I would like to propose a toast
为塔尔鲁王子殿下... To His Highness, Prince Tharoor...
也为我们两国 and to a long and fruitful collaboration
互利的长期合作 between our two countries.
为斯特林总统... And to President Sterling...
为他精心安排了如此美妙的夜晚 for going so far to arrange this wonderful night.
您是最好客的主人 谢谢 You are a most generous host. I thank you.
为了总统 干杯 To the president. Cheers
现在 晚宴开始 And now, dinner is served.
再向左一点 A little more to the left.
再一点 A little more. Roquito mas
继续 继续 停! Keep going. Keep going- Stop!
你现在爱上我的耳朵了吧 是吗? You're loving me for the ears right now, aren't you?
停 Stop!
您好 殿下 Uh, hi, Your Highness.
非常抱歉 殿下 这是玛雅·杜立德 I'm sorry. Your Highness, this is Maya Dolittle.
是的 是的 是的 Ah! Yes, yes, yes.
您的父亲声名远播 Your father's reputation is truly worid renowned. Mmm.
谢谢 Thank you.
我 Oh, l-I'd-
你有什么要说的吗 玛雅? Was there something you wanted to say, Maya?
没有 不 有 No. I mean, yes.
我想说个笑话 Um, I would like to just tell a joke
这是美国传统 餐前幽默 It's an American tradition: Joke before dinner.
玛雅 那... Maya- So
为什么牛带铃铛? Why do cows wear bells?
因为它们的角(喇叭)没法发声! Because their horns don't work!
你明白吗? 喇叭发出"哔 哔"声 You get it? 'Cause the horns go, "beep, beep"-
恩 Uh-huh.
停 好的 向右转 Stop! Okay, back to the right
对了 The other right!
水缸(坦克)里两条鱼 Okay. So there were two fish in a tank.
一只鱼对另一只说... And one fish says to the other fish...
你知道这玩意怎么驾驶吗? "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
因为它们在坦克里 你听懂了吗 因为... 'Cause they're in a tank. You get it? 'Cause-
我非常喜欢这个 Yeah. I really- I love that one.
玛雅 嗯? Maya? Hmm?
谢谢 但是 Thank you. But l-
玛雅 谢谢 Maya, thank you.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
朋友们 请用餐 Well, folks, let's eat.
你还好吗? 我想是 You okay? I guess so.
等一下 总统先生 恩 Excuse me for one moment, Mr. President. Mmm.
我需要和顾问商讨合约条款 I must confer with my adviser about our agreement.
当然 Of course.
左转 停 就是它 To the left, and... stop! That's it.
跑 瓦若特 跑 Go, Rarrot, go!
到手了 哈哈 Gotcha. Ha-ha!
任务完成 Mission accomplished.
搞定 狗快跑 Got it. Go, dog, go! Vaya con Dios.
我觉得不舒服 I feel weird.
等等 这不是总统的食物 是戴西的 Wait a second. It wasn't the president's food. It was Daisy's!
把这只狗弄走 立刻 殿下 Get this dog off of me! Now! Your Highness!
这是你最后一次侮辱塔尔鲁王子 You have insulted Prince Tharoor for the last time.
合约解除! The deal is off!
殿下 我说了 合约解除! Your Highness, please- I said, the deal is off!
我们走 We are leaving.
殿下 Your Highness-
等等 Wait! Stop!
这都是多里恩参谋长搞的鬼 Chief Dorion is responsible for everything.
他给戴西的食物作了手脚 He spiked Daisy's food tonight
上次在卡拉保罗 and he was the one who gave the president
让总统吃坏牡蛎的也是他 bad oysters in Kalampore.
什么 这真是荒谬 What? That's- That's ridiculous.
真是可悲 你这么说只是为了 This is just a sad and pathetic attempt
掩饰自己的无能吧 杜立德小姐 to cover up your own incompetence, Miss Dolittle
保安 把她带走 Secret Service, get her out of here.
哈路德 听她说完 Harold, let's hear her out.
先生 真的 我 哈路德 Sir, really, l- Harold.
他真的不希望总统和王子签署协议 He doesn't want you and the prince to sign the agreement.
他一直在背地里搞鬼 He's been trying to sabotage the entire thing.
真是荒谬 这是事实! That's preposterous. It's the truth!
你今晚打手机时土拨鼠听见了 The groundhog overheard you on your cell phone tonight.
土拨鼠? The groundhog?
他是只自以为是土拨鼠的草原犬鼠 Well, he's a prairie dog who thinks he's a groundhog.
你这个荒谬故事的来源是 So, your alleged proof of this outrageous story...
只自以为是土拨鼠的草原犬鼠? is the word of a prairie dog who thinks he's a groundhog?
保安 Secret Service, please
玛雅 Maya.
很遗憾 令您失望了 总统先生 I'm sorry I disappointed you, Mr. President.
汪 汪 救星狗来了 Woof! Woof! Beg your pardon Dog savin'the day
借过 借过 裙子很漂亮啊 女士 Comin' through. Make way. Great dress, lady.
过来 过来 Comin'through here Come on.
抱歉 有口水 Sorry about the saliva.
事实上是根据土拨鼠所说 Hmm. Actually, it's the word of a prairie dog...
还有这些 and... these.
这些文件显示多里恩参谋长是 These documents show that Chief Dorion is a silent partner...
博伊德和斯顿摩尔投资集团的匿名合伙人 in Boyd and Dunsmore Investment Group.
如果雨林被开发 And he stands to make millions
他将净赚过亿 if the rain forest is developed
你从哪来的文件? Where did you get those documents?
哈路德 你最好找个顶级律师 Harold, I would get a very expensive lawyer.
我向来不喜欢这家伙 I never did like that man.
唯一能比动物更讨我厌的就是青少年 The only thing I hate more than animals is teenagers!
杜立德小姐 非常感谢 Miss Dolittle, I cannot thank you enough
你将卡拉保罗人民 You have brought the people of Kalampore
和美国人民联为一体 and United States together
你真是个英雄 谢谢 You are truly a hero. Thank you.
我想在30岁之前改变世界 I wanted to change the worid before I was 30.
她20岁前就改变了世界 She's changed it before she's even 20.
你非常勇敢 You were so brave.
我差点丧命 不过这值得 I barely got out with my life, but it was worth it.
谁有笔? Who has got a pen?
我们要签合约 We have an agreement to sign.
好样的! 玛雅! Way to go, Maya!
玛雅 你成功了 Maya, you did it!
我们应该加入派对 We gotta kick this party up a notch.
将现场交给小猴 Leave it to the Monkey.
现在是嘻哈猴时间 It's funky monkey time.
所有人都跳起来! Everybody get down!
*你让我久等如此 尖叫 尖叫* #You know you make me wanna Kick my heels up and Shout, shout#
*举起手来 将过去抛在脑后 尖叫 尖叫* #Throw my hands up and Throw my head back and Shout, shout#
*行动起来 不要忘了你的誓言* #Come on now Don't forget to say you will #
*不要忘了你的誓言* #Don't forget to say #
*尖叫 尖叫* #Shout Shout #
哦! 我错了 Ow! Oh, yes. I'm bad!
*说你愿意 尖叫 尖叫* #Say you will Come on, come on #
*尖叫 说你想要* #Shout! Say you will #
*说出来 来啊 说你想要* #Say it right now, you will Come on now Say you will #
*尖叫 尖叫 说你爱我* #Shout! Say that you love me #
*说你需要我* #Say that you need me #
*说你想要我* 猴子 干得好 摇摆! #Say that you want me # Do zee monkey! Shake it!
*行动起来 说出来* #Come on now Come on now Say, say #
*好极了 尖叫 尖叫* #AI-I-I right Shout! #
*好极了 行动起来 行动起来 尖叫 尖叫* #AI-I-I right Come on now, come on now Shout, shout #
*尖叫 尖叫 尖叫* #Shout, shout, shout #
*癫狂* Go wilder!
*尖叫 尖叫 好样的 好样的* #Shout, shout AI-I-I right AI-I-I right #
*跳起来 大声尖叫* #Jump up and shout now Jump up and shout now #
*大家一起来尖叫* #Everybody, shout now Everybody, shout now #
去开门 好 Get the door Okay
我会的 Well, I'll be.
美国总统 "The president of the United States"-
看似又是旧金山阳光明媚的 It may look like just another perfect day
完美一天 但事实并非如此 in sunny San Francisco, but it's not
今天更加完美 It's more than that
在拿到美国总统 让我们瞧瞧 After receiving a glowing recommendation Let's see.
金光闪闪的推荐信后 From the president of the United States-
妈妈 妈妈 我被录取了! Mom! Mom, I got in!
玛雅 杜立德 被旧金山大学录取 Maya Dolittle was accepted at San Francisco University
一片雨林被拯救 多么酷阿! And a rain forest was saved I mean, how cool is that?
多么酷阿 等等 她被录取了? I mean, how cool is- Hey, wait a second She got in?
她进大学了 那我怎么办? She's goin'away to college? What's gonna happen to me?
玛雅玛雅 等等 我们得讨论下这个 Maya! Uh, Maya? Wait! We-We- We have to talk about this